Everybody say it with me, “Dat Ass.”
David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.
Dad sends him off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?
Hugh Jackman drags him along to fight vampires in Transylvania?
Joins a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?
David Wenham, actual immortal.
- - : hey 911? Yeaah tis bitch just killed mah vibe
- 911: aaaaahh hell noo, all units on dat target
Honestly if you don’t like Star Wars then you’re wrong.